| Words of Wisdom |
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| Character is determined by what you accomplish when the excitement is gone. |
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| Dance like there's nobody watching, love like you'll never get hurt, sing like there's nobody listening |
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| Few wishes ever come true by themselves |
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| Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed. -Mark Twain |
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| No great genius has ever existed without some touch of madness. -Aristotle |
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| No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. - Eleanor Roosevelt |
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| Man is free at the moment he wishes to be. -Voltaire |
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| He will always be a slave who does not know how to live upon a little. -Horance |
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| Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. - Dr. Seuss |
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| We must be our own before we can be another's. -Emerson |
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| The light which experience gives is a lantern on the stern, which shines only on the waves behind us. - Samuel Coleridge |
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| Those who go through life knowing exactly where they are going never get the chance to end up somewhere else. |
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| Take time for what soothes your soul |
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| Vision is the gift to see what others only dream |
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| If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun |
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| Hasten to laugh at everything lest you be obliged to weep |
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| Good judgment comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgment |
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| Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there. |
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| The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson |
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| Knowledge is love and light and vision. - Helen Keller |
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| The most important things in life aren't things. |
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| Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. -Ralph Waldo Emerson |
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| Things which matter most must never be at the mercy of things which matter least. - Goethe |
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| Be a life long or short, its completeness depends on what it was lived for. -David Starr Jordan |
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| The price of greatness is responsibility. - Winston Churchill |
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| Our main business is not to see what lies dimly in the distance but to do what lies clearly at hand. -Thomas Carlyle |
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| Take honour from me, and my life is done -Richard II, Act i, Sc.1 |
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| Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today. |
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| One cannot consent to creep when one has an impulse to soar. - Helen Keller |
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| Commit random acts of kindness and senseless acts of beauty. |
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| We must never cease from exploration. And the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we began and to know the place for the first time. - T.S. Eliot |
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| Good name, in man or woman, is the immediate jewel of their souls -Othello, Act iii, Scene 3 |
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| The truth is rarely pure and never simple. -Oscar Wilde |
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| I shut my eyes in order to see. -Paul Gauguin |
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| Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than yourself. - William Faulkner |
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| Carpe Diem! Seize the day! |
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| The purest treasure mortal times afford, is spotless reputation -Richard II, Act i, Scene 1 |
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| The essences of life are color, music, and the freedom to express ourselves through creations. - Jivie |
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| Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none -All's Well, Act i, Scene 2 |
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| Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things. |
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| Experience is the name we all give to our mistakes. -Oscar Wilde |
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| Conversation should be pleasant without scurrility, witty without affectation, free without indecency, learned without conceitedness, novel without falsehood. |
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| Its not enough to speak, but to speak true -Midsummer Nights Dream, Act v, Scene 1 |
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| No great artist ever sees things as they really are; if he did, he would cease to be an artist. -Oscar Wilde |
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| Thus we play the fools with time; and the spirits of the wise sit in the clouds and mock us -Henry IV, Act ii, Scene 2 |
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| Education is a wonderful thing, provided you always remember that nothing worth knowing can ever be taught. -Oscar Wilde |
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| To thine own self be true; and it must follow, as the night the day, thou can'st not then be false to any man -Hamlet, Act i, Scene 3 |
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| The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen, nor touched but are felt in the heart. - Helen Keller |
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| If I lose mine honour, I lose myself -Anthony & Cleopatra, Act iii, Scene 4 |
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| Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. - Mark Twain |
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| Better three hours too soon than a minute too late -The Merry Wives of Windsor, Act ii, Scene 2 |
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| In this world there are only two tragedies; one is not getting what one wants, the other is getting it. -Oscar Wilde |
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| Thy glass will show thee how thy beauties wear, thy dial how thy precious minutes waste – Sonnet 77 |
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| Society often forgives the criminal but it never forgives the dreamer. - Oscar Wilde |
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| The silence often, of pure innocence persuades, when speaking fails. - Winters Tale, Act ii, Scene 2 |
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| We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. - Oscar Wilde |
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| Have more than though showest; speak less than thou knowest; lend less than thou owest – King Lear, Act i, Scene 4 |
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| Give every man thine ear, but few thy voice; take each man's censure but reserve thy judgement |
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| Cowards die many times before their deaths, The valiant never taste of death but once |
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| It's much easier to ride the horse in the direction he's going |
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| Our doubts are traitors, and make us lose the good we oft might win, by fearing to attempt. - Measure for Measure, Act i, Scene 5 |
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| Obstacles |
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| Success is never final. Failure is never fatal. It is courage that counts. - Winston Churchill |
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| Our greatest glory is not in never failing but in rising up every time we fail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson |
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| Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadows. - Helen Keller |
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| What wound did ever heal but by degrees? - Othello, Act ii, Scene 3 |
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| If at first you don't succeed redefine success |
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| The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails. |
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| Heat is required to forge anything. |
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| To keep our faces toward change, and behave like free spirits in the presence of fate, is strength undefeatable. - Helen Keller |
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| Kites rise highest against the wind, not with it. - Winston Churchill |
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| Do what you can with what you have, where you are. - Theodore Roosevelt |
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| The majority of men meet with failure because of their lack of persistence in creating new plans to take the place of those which fail. - Napoleon Hill |
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| Start by doing what's necessary, then what's possible, and suddenly you are doing the impossible. - St. Francis of Assisi |
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| If you're going to walk on thin ice, you might as well dance |
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| Nothing that grieves us can be called little: by the eternal laws of proportion a child’s loss of a doll and a king’s loss of a crown are events of the same size. - Mark Twain |
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| If you are going through hell, keep going. - Winston Churchill |
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| In the depth of winter I finally learned that there was in me an invincible summer. -Albert Camus |
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| Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale |
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| When defeat comes, accept it as a signal that your plans are not sound, rebuild those plans, and set sail once more toward your coveted goal. - Napoleon Hill |
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| Faith is the strength by which a shattered world shall emerge into the light. - Helen Keller |
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| That which we persist in doing becomes easier not that the nature of the task has changed, but our ability to do has increased. - Emerson |
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| Every adversity, every failure, every heartache carries with it the seed on an equal or greater benefit. - Napoleon Hill |
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| It is not the mountain we conquer but ourselves. - Edmund Hillary |
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| If you find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere. - Frank A. Clark |
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| The only person who cannot be helped is that person who blames others. - Carl Rogers |
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| Success |
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| A winner is a dreamer who never quits. |
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| And live every day as if it were your last. - Irish Proverb |
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| Become who you are. |
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| Begin it now. - Goethe |
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| Big jobs usually go to the people who prove their ability to outgrow small ones. - Ralph Waldo Emerson |
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| Boldness has Genius, Power and Magic in it. - Goethe |
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| Clear your mind of can't. - Samuel Johnson |
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| Dance as if no one were watching, Sing as if no one were listening |
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| Determine that the thing can and shall be done, and then we shall find the way. - Abraham Lincoln |
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| Don't wait. The time will never be just right. - Napoleon Hill |
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| Every wall is a door. - Emerson |
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| Everyday is another chance to make your dreams come true. |
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| Everything that is done in the world is done by hope. - Martin Luther |
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| Example is not the main thing in influencing others, it is the only thing. - Albert Schweitzer |
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| Fall seven times, stand up eight. - Japanese Proverb |
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| Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. - Henry David Thoreau |
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| Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you've imagined. |
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| GO FOR IT! Life is not a dress rehearsal. |
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| Goals are dreams with deadlines...!!! |
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| Great minds have purpose. Others have wishes. - Washington Irving |
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| Great minds have purposes, little minds have wishes |
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| I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson |
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| If a man does his best, what else is there? - General George S. Patton |
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| If I cannot do great things, I can do small things in a great way. |
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| If not now when? |
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| If you can dream it, you can do it. |
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| If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost. That is where they should be. Now put the foundation under them. - Henry David Thoreau |
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| If you wish to reach the highest, begin at the lowest. - Publilius Syrus |
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| Imagination disposes of everything; it creates beauty, justice, happiness, which is everything in the world. - Blaise Pascal |
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| In the long run, men hit only what they aim at. Therefore, they had better aim at something high. - Henry David Thoreau |
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| Intelligence without ambition is like a bird without wings. -C. Archie Danielson |
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| It is magnificent to grow older, if one keeps young while doing it |
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| It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare... it is because we do not dare that things are difficult. - Seneca |
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| It is only when it is darkest that you can see the stars |
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| Just don't give up ! Dream your goals and then live them! |
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| Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great ones make you feel that you too, can become great. - Mark Twain |
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| Leadership is to be both a speaker of words and a doer of deeds |
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| Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all. Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature. - Helen Keller |
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| Life is too short to be little. - Benjamin Disraeli |
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| Men succeed when they realize that their failures are the preparation for their victories. - Ralph Waldo Emerson |
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| Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn. - Harriet Beecher Stowe |
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| Nothing is worth more than this day. |
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| Nurture your thoughts with great thoughts, to believe in the heroic, makes heroes. |
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| One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar. -Helen Keller |
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| One man has enthusiasm for 30 minutes, another for 30 days, but it is the man who has it for 30 years who makes a success of his life. -Edward Butler |
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| Only a dreamers can make dreams come true!! |
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| Only she who attempts the absurd, can achieve the impossible |
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| Pay no attention to what the critics say... no statue has ever been erected to a critic. - Jean Sibelius |
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| People prefer to follow those who help them, not those who intimidate them. - C. Gene Wilkes |
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| Plan ahead... it wasn't raining when Noah built the ark. |
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| Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle |
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| Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars. - Les Brown |
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| Small deeds done are better than great deeds planned. - Peter Marshall |
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| Start by doing what's necessary, then what's possible, and suddenly you are doing the impossible. -St. Francis of Assisi |
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| Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill |
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| Talent does what it can... genius does what it must. |
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| Tell me and I'll forget; show me and I may remember; involve me and I'll understand. - Chinese Proverb |
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| The greater the difficulty, the more the glory in surmounting it. - Epicurus |
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| The hero is one who kindles a great light in the world, who sets up blazing torches in the dark streets of life for men to see by. -Felix Adler |
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| The Past is History, the Future is a Mystery, this Moment is a Gift- that's why it's called the Present. |
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| The person who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones. |
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| The secret of the man who is universally interesting is that he is universally interested. -William Dean Howells |
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| The sooner you make your first five thousand mistakes the sooner you will be able to correct them. -Kimon Nicolaides |
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| The word impossible is not in my dictionary. |
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| They are able because they think they are able. - Vergil |
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| Things do not change, we change. - Henry David Thoreau |
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| To the world you may be just one person, but to one person you may be the world. |
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| Victory is not winning or losing, victory comes when you stand up for what you know is right |
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| We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act but a habit. - Aristotle |
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| We become what we think about all day long. - Wayne Dyer |
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| What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us. - Ralph Waldo Emerson |
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| What would you attempt to do...if you knew you could not fail? |
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| Whatever is worth doing at all is worth doing well. - Lord Chesterfield |
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| Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. - Goethe |
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| When in doubt wing it. |
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| When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world. - George Washington Carver |
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| While we are postponing, life speeds by. - Seneca |
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| Who dares wins - Winston Churchill |
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| You are only defeated, if you give up one more time than you get up. |
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| You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. -Jack London |
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| You see things, and you say 'Why?'; But I dream things that never were, and I say 'Why not?' - George Bernard Shaw |
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| Your work is to discover your world and then with all your heart give yourself to it. |
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| Home and Family |
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| If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done. |
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| We may not have it all together, but together we have it all. |
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| A family stitched together with love seldom unravels. |
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| Home, where you always find warm words on a cold day. |
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| No success in life can compensate for failure in the home. -David O'McKay |
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| A family is a gift that lasts forever. |
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| Friends welcome, relatives by appointment. |
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| Home is the place where we grumble the most and are loved the best. |
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| Home is where they have to let you in. |
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| I'd enjoy the day more if it started later! |
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| M stands for Mom NOT Maid! |
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| If I know what Love is, it's because of you. |
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| Love is spoken here |
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| Go Placidly amid the noise and haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence. |
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| A deaf husband and a blind wife are always a happy couple. |
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| My family tree is full of nuts. |
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| A father is someone you look up to no matter how tall you are. |
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| Enter with a happy heart |
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| Family ties are precious threads, no matter where we roam, They draw us close to those we love, and pull our hearts toward home |
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| God Bless our Home. |
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| Hearts that love are always in bloom. |
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| Home is where your Honey is! |
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| The smallest good deed is better than the grandest intention. |
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| Home is where your story begins |
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| No matter what No matter where It's always home If love is there |
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| Where there is great love there are always miracles |
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| You can fool some of the people all of the time, and you can fool all of the people some of the time, but you can't fool Mom. |
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| A house is built with boards & beams, A home is built with love & dreams |
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| Christian |
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| Give us this day our daily bread... Matthew 6:11 |
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| Make a joyful noise unto the Lord! Psalm 66:1 |
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| Love one another as I have loved you. John 13:34 |
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| Hem your blessings with praise, lest they unravel. |
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| The meek shall inherit the earth Matthew 5:5 |
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| In God's garden there is work to be done |
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| I will joy in the God of my salvation. Hab 3:18 |
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| For where your treasure is, there your heart will be also. Matthew 6:21 |
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| God shall be my hope, my stay, my guide, and lantern to my feet -Henry VI, Act ii, Sc.3 |
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| How do you sleep at night? Do you count sheep, Or do you talk to the Shepherd? |
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| Faith doesn't panic. |
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| The beginning of the most perfect man began in the most humble of homes. |
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| Come to me, all who labor and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. Matthew 11:2 |
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| Train up a child in the way he should go: and when he is old, he will not depart from it. Proverbs 22:6 |
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| Whatever things are true, just, pure, lovely...if there be any praise, think on these things. Phillipians 4:8 |
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| I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through Me. John 14:6 |
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| I am the Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, saith the Lord. -Revelation 1:8 |
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| Ignorance is the curse of God, knowledge the wing wherewith we fly to heaven -Henry VI, Act iv, Sc.7 |
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| Let never day nor night unhallowed pass, but still remember what the Lord hath done -Henry VI, Act ii, Sc.1 |
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| All things bright and beautiful All creatures great and small All things wise and wonderful The Lord God made them all |
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| God, grant me the Senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference. |
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| And God befriend us, as our cause is just -Henry IV, Act v, Sc.1 |
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| You shall love the Lord your God with all your heart, with all your soul, and with all your mind Matthew 22:37 |
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| To everything there is a season, A time for every purpose under heaven Ecclesiastes 3 |
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| Delight yourself in the Lord and he will give you the desires of your heart. Psalm 37:4 |
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| A friend loves at all times. Proverbs 17:17 |
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| I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me. Philippians 4:13 |
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| But take heart! For I have overcome the world John 16:33 |
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| But seek ye first the kingdom of God, and his righteousness; and all these things shall be added unto you. Matthew 6:33 |
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| Words without thoughts never to heaven go -Hamlet, Act iii, Sc.3 |
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| Heaven doth with us as we with torches do; not light them for themselves -M. for M, Act i, Sc.1 |
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| To thee I do commend my watchful soul, ere I let fall the windows of mine eyes; sleeping and waking, O, defend me still -Richard III, Act v, Sc.3 |
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| We, ignorant of ourselves, beg often our own harms, which the wise powers deny us for our good -Anthony & Cleopatra, Act ii, Scene1 |
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| Withold thine indignation, mighty heaven, and tempt us not to bear above our power -King John, Act v, Sc.6 |
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| God can heal a broken heart, but he has to have all the pieces. |
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| And the work of righteousness shall be peace, and the effect of righteousness, quietness, and assurance forever. Isaiah 32:17 |
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| The fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness, self-control. Against such there is no law. Galatians 5:22-23 |
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| This is the day that the Lord has made. Let us rejoice and be glad in it. Psalm 118:24 |
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| Therefore, if anyone is in Christ, he is a new creation; the old has gone, the new has come! 2 Corinthians 5:6 |
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| Kind words can be short and easy to speak but their echoes are truly endless. Mother Teresa |
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| Aging |
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| I'm not aging...I'm marinating... |
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| I'm not over the hill, I'm on the back nine. |
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| If I could remember your name I'd ask you where I left my keys. |
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| Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been. -Mark Twain |
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| It's not a empty nest until they get their stuff out of the attic |
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| Do not regret growing old....It is a privilege denied many |
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| Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. |
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| Grandchildren are God's way of compensating us for growing old. |
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| Growing old is mandatory, Growing up is optional. |
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| Grandmas are angels in training. |
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| Grandmas are just ancient little girls. |
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| Grandkids keep hearts young. |
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| Grandma's are earth angels. |
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| I can see clearly now, the brain is gone. . . |
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| I don't have hot flashes I have power surges |
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| I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. |
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| I wouldn't be so spoiled, if someone would just spank my Grandma. |
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| If I had known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself. |
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| Be nice to your kids - they pick your nursing home. |
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| Lying about my age is easier now since I sometimes forget what it is. |
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| Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again. |
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| Be not afraid of growing slowly, be afraid only of standing still. Chinese Proverb |
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| Never trust a woman who tells you her real age; a woman who tells you that would tell you anything. -Oscar Wilde |
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| Count your age by friends - not years, Count your life by smiles - not tears |
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| Before you give someone a piece of your mind, make sure you can get by with what is left |
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| There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist, except an old optimist. -Mark Twain |
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| Men become old, they never become good. -Oscar Wilde |
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| The old believe everything; the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything. -Oscar Wilde |
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| The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much; if he is an optimist after it, he knows too little. -Mark Twain |
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| There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy. -Twain |
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| To regain my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or become respectable. -Oscar Wilde |
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| Happiness |
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| She who laughs, lasts. |
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| Everyone smiles in the same language. |
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| Live well… Laugh Often …Love Much. |
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| Let the sun shine in |
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| The laughter of children is an international language. |
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| Man is free at the moment he wishes to be. - Voltaire |
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| People are just about as happy as they make up their minds to be. - Abraham Lincoln |
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| Happiness is like honey you pass it around but some of it will stick to you. |
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| Happiness is a country collection! |
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| Happiness is being married to your best friend. |
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| Happiness is a long, hot bubble bath. |
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| Happiness isn't found in things you possess but in what you have the courage to release. |
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| It is neither wealth nor splendor, but tranquility and occupation, which give happiness. - Thomas Jefferson |
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| The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up. - Mark Twain |
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| Don't hold to anger, hurt or pain. They steal your energy and keep you from love. - Leo Buscaglia |
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| What we have once enjoyed we can never lose. All that we love deeply becomes a part of us. - Helen Keller |
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| The more you let go of people and things, the fewer obstacles you will have on your life's journey. - Wayne Dyer |
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| The supreme happiness in life is the conviction that we are loved. - Victor Hugo |
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| A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes. - Hugh Downs |
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| Your joy is your sorrow unmasked. And the self-same well from which your laughter rises was often-times filled with your tears. -Kahlil Gibran |
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| As selfishness and complaint pervert the mind, so love with its joy clears and sharpens the vision. - Helen Keller |
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| Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with. -Mark Twain |
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| Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused. |
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| Happiness is a butterfly which, when pursued, is always just beyond your grasp, but which, if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you. -Nathaniel Hawthorne |
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| Humorous |
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| Anyone who says money can't buy happiness doesn't know where to shop. |
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| Better days are coming, they are called Saturday and Sunday |
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| I don't repeat gossip . . . so listen closely the first time! |
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| Men are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped. |
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| Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday |
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| I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it. Groucho Marx |
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| A woman's work that is never done is the stuff she asked her husband to do |
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| A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. |
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| I try to lose weight, but it keeps finding me |
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| No man has been shot while doing the dishes. |
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| When all is said and done, more is said than done |
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| A closed mouth gathers no feet |
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| A bad day fishing is better than a good day working. |
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| Most people want to serve God... but only in an advisory capacity. |
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| Crafts Are Cheaper Than Therapy |
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| Forbidden fruits create many jams. |
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| Don't be so open-minded your brains fall out. |
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| Work is for people who don't know how to fish. |
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| If guns kill people, then it must be said that pencils misspell words. |
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| Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. |
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| Dear Lord - if you can't make me skinny... please make my friends fat! |
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| Dear Lord, I need your arm around my shoulder, and your hand over my mouth |
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| Want to make God laugh? Tell him your future plans. Woody Allen |
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| Brain cells come and brain cells go.....but fat cells last forever |
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| How hard it is for women to keep counsel ! -Julius Caesar, Act ii, Scene 3 |
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| Don't spend money you haven't earned to buy things you don't need to impress people you don't like. |
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| Don't sweat petty things....or pet sweaty things. |
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| If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. -Doug Larson |
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| I had to quit jogging for health reasons...My thighs were rubbing together so much my underpants caught on fire |
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| If nobody knows the troubles you've seen, you don't live in a small town. |
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| There is nothing you can say in answer to a compliment. I have been complimented myself a great many times, and they always embarrass me—I always feel that they have not said enough. -Mark Twain |
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| When angry, count four; when very angry, swear. -Mark Twain |
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| If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments. |
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| Wit is educated insolence -Aristotle |
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| A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal. -Oscar Wilde |
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| Ignorance is bliss only when you have more money than you know what to do with. |
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| I sometimes think that God, in creating man, rather overestimated His ability. -Oscar Wilde |
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| I can please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking too good either. |
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| Give a man an inch and he'll think he's a ruler. |
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| Marriage is made in heaven; but then, so are thunder and lightening. |
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